Sad Bop

It's a genre exclusive to the sorrowful spoken word poetry of adults that used to be kids bop singers, set to a  doleful dissonant synthesizer. 

Harsh Right Noise

Industrial sounds playing over early Donald trump campaign speeches, accompanied by the sound of bones breaking.

Beanie wearing Dallas kids starter pack

Basically modern Baseballs second album and everything ever done by the front bottoms, but what makes the genre unique are the voiceovers of kids talking while smoking cigarettes even though they're under the age of 18, but it's edgy and they are all about being edgy. There's also a beatnik coughing in the background wearing a jean jacket with a printed out download link to a strokes album in his pocket .

Angsta Rap

Less like rap more like screaming about how much everything sucks and how tuition is too high, and how you're out of snacks. They keep screaming about stuff like this until their lungs bleed because then they have to stop to cry or see the doctor or whatever ...

Proto-Pop 

Taylor Swift's country phase!

Vapor Wave 

lol  this is an actual genre check it out sometime.

-Sarah Kinne